In “Storks,” the jokes fall flat, but the pace is relentless, and those two things seem somehow intertwined, as if the filmmakers had convinced themselves that comedy that whips by fast enough won’t go thud.Even if you watch “Storks” and think, (and perhaps they will), frenetic and witless is not a great combination. The movie will probably enjoy a respectable opening weekend, but after that the situation looks dicier. The film’s weird absence of ingratiation begins with its premise, which takes off from established fairy-tale folklore in the vein of “Shrek” or any comedy built around, say, the lives of elves in the North Pole.But in “Storks,” even the good old days seem a bit…off.
Their website does not advertise specific wedding filming services, and Pink News found no listings for their company on any Minnesota wedding services platforms.
A heterosexual Christian couple is suing the state of Minnesota because they’re scared they will have to film a gay wedding… Carl and Angel Larsen run St Cloud video production company Telescope Media Group, and claim that their production company carries out filming work to bring “glory to God”.
This week the couple have teamed up with anti-LGBT Christian group Alliance Defending Freedom to sue the state in a bid to overturn its anti-discrimination protections for LGBT people, insisting that one day they might be forced to film a gay wedding against their beliefs.
It is not the first ADF case which appears to be built more on fiction than fact.
In September a similar case was filed by the ADF in Colorado, on behalf of a Christian “graphic designer” who also wanted the right to discriminate against gay clients who don’t actually exist.
Picking up on an old stork pamphlet that’s lying around the house (the one that must have been tied to the stork delivering ), he sends a letter to stork central, requesting an infant, and the letter accidentally gets plopped into the old, shutdown stork Baby Factory, reactivating the machine. The letter gets split into tiny cells, which then replicate, and replicate some more, and out pops…a real live baby!