(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic cereal killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. (Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family. Southwest Voodoo Halls Of Illusion Under The Moon What Is A Juggalo House Of Horrors Boogie Woogie Wu The Neden Game Hellalujah Down With The Clown Just Like That Pass Me By Jake Jeckel Bring It On I Want My Shit Bitches Terrible I Stab People Another Love Song Every Body Rize Play With Me Jack Jeckel Fuck The World The Shaggy Show Mad Professor Assassins Echo Side Nothing's Left Cartoon Nightmares Posse On Vernor Fly Away It Run Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang Just Another Crazy Clique Take It! Johnson's Head (Remix) Pumpkin Carver Sleep Walkers Toxic Love Every Halloween Silence Of The Hams Thug Pit Murda Cloak Wicked Halloween The Sky Is Falling Ride The Tempest Alley Rat Haunted Bumps Growing Again Hum Drum Boogie I Do This! Watch My Ride News At 6 O'Clock The Tower The Party Bitch I Lied Play My Song Mexico City If I Was A Serial Killer The Mighty Death Pop Night Of The Chainsaw Chris Benoit The Blasta Kickin' Kickin' Bazooka Joey Shooting Stars Juggalo Juice Hate Her To Death Skreeem!
The Fat Boys) or a litany of cheap-shots and potty-talk (cf. The concept's like this: These two white guys have a vision of global unity that has something to do with dressing as clowns and spraying soda all over everything.Lyrically focused on the titular Great Milenko (an illusionist who tries tricking people into greed and other sins).This album also features star guests such as Alice Cooper, Slash and Steve Jones.They're, like, dead or something, so they have supernatural powers, and each album they put out represents a card in this eternal trump hand that'll call God back to earth when it's all collected together.If you can think of anything funnier on the spot, go get a record deal.
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